this is my favorite video of all time bar none
I cannot stop laughing.
sometimes I look at things and wonder in how many ways people on the internet might think it’s offensive.
Just thought about tits and got really excited
starting to think I should follow intelligent blogs at some point
If anyone ends up building a time machine at some point, it’ll probably be used by crazy tumblr women (who misunderstand feminism and don’t realise that what they’re doing is called sexism) to go to ancient rome to try to somehow convince them that they should make a word for “human” that doesn’t also means “man”.
Remember last year when my old car died, and it was going to cost me £300 to repair? This year, some crashed into me and its going to cost £300 to fix the paint.
I like how its a barely noticable scratch
I guess it’s just because I’m tired of it. I have never watched MLP yet a LOT of people think I not only have but that I love it so much I decided it should define me. It’s like thousands of people insisting I’m a belieber just because one of my friends used to listen to Bieber. I plain and simply just don’t care about MLP. I am so intensely neutral it hurts. If you like it, that’s fine. That’s not the issue. But for the love of Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Fluttershy, Derpy, Spike, The Flim Flam Brothers and ALL OF EQUESTRIA I am NOT A BRONY.
All hail the Prime Sinister of Australia. Even the Americans are making fun of him.
lmfao what a bastard
THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH
WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA. THIS IS WHAT WE DEAL WITH. FUCK
I HAD NO IDEA IT WAS THAT BAD I’M SO SORRY