the blog Druid uses to follow people

clientsfromhell:

Client: Please use the attached file as the logo in my website header.

The file was a crooked cellphone photo of a computer screen where the client had typed the name of their company in Comic Sans using the Vistaprint design-your-own-card function.

that… I don’t…. what?

jackisanerd:

not sorry

don’t be

Lets see what happens. Button's Mom?

askthejan:


"AUEEEEEEEEEEEE"

#GalaConMoments

Nipsters

today I learned the word “Nipster”, which can refer to:

1. people the have a fetish for men’s breasts.

2. asian hipsters.

or, my personal favourite,

3. hipster nazi’s

yes. hipster nazi’s and man titties fetishes are the same thing. this is brilliant

today I learned Hearth’s Warming Con is going to be a thing. I’m planning on going. yay.

smilodonmeow:

peanutgopher1235:

Cats

Cats

cats?

ridge:

nooneslife:

mad-man-with-a-scarf:

shavingryansprivates:

this is my favorite video of all time bar none

I cannot stop laughing. 

I’m cry

it’s back

sometimes I look at things and wonder in how many ways people on the internet might think it’s offensive.

thetomska:

Just thought about tits and got really excited

starting to think I should follow intelligent blogs at some point

..

nah

If anyone ends up building a time machine at some point, it’ll probably be used by crazy tumblr women (who misunderstand feminism and don’t realise that what they’re doing is called sexism) to go to ancient rome to try to somehow convince them that they should make a word for “human” that doesn’t also means “man”.